"My Reaction to [BAD THING]" Videos Rant

Hello there, fellow readers! Today, I'm going to do another rant, but this time, it's going to be less DogsEatingDogs6-inspired  and a LOT more mature.

Anyways, today I'll be tackling what I consider to be the YouTube equivalent of all those shitty fill-in memes, which are known as "Reaction Videos". And no, I'm not going to be talking about those videos...

Yes. I'm talking about these videos.

First off, these videos are extremely pointless and shouldn't even be on YouTube at all! All they consist of are a bunch of cartoon characters saying "NOOOO" (or in worse cases screaming and whining) for 10-15 seconds and that's it. What's even more ridiculous is that these videos are used for some of the most minuscule things you could ever f***ing imagine! No joke, according to the Trashy Vyond Videos Wiki, there was one instance of a YouTube user using clips from The Loud House and BFDI (of f***ing course) every single time November ended!

Not to mention, the people who make these shitty videos can be extremely hypocritical at times. Say, for instance, when something bad happens, one of these users will use a clip from Everyone Knows It's Bendy (which I'll review sometime in the future), even though they hate that episode (they probably never even watched the damn thing). If you know you hate that episode, why the hell would you even use a clip from it in the first place?

Oh, and before I go, I'm going to tell you a story.

When I discovered that Uberduck got rid of every single one of its voices and replaced them with generic royalty-free TTS models, I searched for answers as to why they did this. Unfortunately, as I kept scrolling for answers, I was bombarded with all these crappy "mY rEAcTiOn tHaT uBeRdUcK gOt RiD oF aLl ThE vOiCeS" videos. I was understandably extremely pissed off.

In conclusion, these videos suck, end of story. I want to nail the entire Go!Animate community to the f***ing cross.

"A Gross Worm" Review

I have returned once again after a long hiatus! Anyways, today marks one year since I've started recording various movies & TV shows on VHS & DVD, and to honor that occasion, I'm going to review the very first TV show episode that I ever recorded on VHS, which is an episode of We Baby Bears titled "A Gross Worm". Let's get on with it!

The Episode

Just like any We Baby Bears episode, it starts off with the box arriving in a new universe. However, as soon as Panda takes a ridiculously cute selfie, an ugly worm appears on his head. And seeing that this episode deals with a rare species, that's where Unica comes in.

I have a bad feeling that there's going to be Rule-you know what? I'm only delaying the inevitable.

As you see in this screenshot, Unica warns Panda that if he were to detach the worm to his head, then it would trigger a deadly defense mechanism and would eventually die.

After a very boring series of events, the gang finally gets to the worm hive, only for it to be completely deserted. It is at this point that an enraged Panda finally snaps and starts screaming.

Damn.

After this outburst, the episode soon cuts to one of the strangest dream sequences I have ever seen.

Yeah. A worm eats a dog in this sequence. This is probably the closest thing to vore that I've ever seen in a children's cartoon.

Eventually, Panda detaches the worm and it starts to flood the whole goddamn hive, only to reveal a bunch of babies and a butterfly. After that, the gang celebrates and the episode ends. I rate this one a solid 8.5/10.

Isn't that just beautiful?