Sidekick Review

Hello there, fellow readers! As you may already know, I usually have nothing but good things to say about cartoons.

Well, this one might be one of the very few times where I actually DESPISE a cartoon.

This time however, we're going to talk about a shitty Canadian cartoon that goes by the name of Sidekick.

Don't let this image fool you. This show is even worse than Teen Titans Go (a show that I'd actually rather watch than this awful pile of steaming goat shit).

And before you ask, yes. I have watched this series. You wanna see why this cartoon is lackluster? You wanna see how much this show super sucks?

Almost every single goddamn character in this show is EXTREMELY unlikeable. Let's go over them, shall we?

The "Characters"

Eric Needles

One of the only 2 likeable characters in this cartoon. He's the main character who constantly gets treated like shit in almost every single episode. He has a crush on Vana Glama (who is an extemely one-dimensional 12 year old), who unsurprisingly also treats him like shit.

Trevor Troublemayer

Eric's "best friend" who is one of the worst examples of a Karma Houdini I've ever seen. He constantly gets Eric in trouble for shit that he didn't even do! The reason for this is unknown, but in one episode he stated that he has an index finger that is constantly pointed to at other people. He likes doing evil things, which dosen't even make any f*cking sense because he goes to a school for SUPERHEROES!

Vana Glama

Quite possibly the most fetishized character in the show. No, seriously. When I was looking for a clean PNG image of her, 90% of the image results were either fetish art or drawings featuring her in uncomfortable scenarios.

Anyways, she's your extremely stereotypical mean girl who constantly treats Eric like shit. She also has a massive crush on some Indian guy named Allan "Amazing".

Kitty Ko

The only OTHER likeable character in the show. She has a crush on Eric Needles and stalks him to the point of threatening to KILL a woman named "Mandy Struction". Other than that, she's extremely smart and was even able to replicate her dead parents in the form of animatronic robots.

Allan "Amazing"

 This guy makes me puke. Apparently, he's a 16 year old Indian prettyboy that everyone simps over for being "amazing" (just like the majority of movie studios that keep hiring Kevin Costner and Amy Jewner for being "movie stars"). He also despises Eric.

Most of the show's episodes are also executed horribly.

Final Thoughts

This show sucks, end of story. I want to nail Alan Amazing to the f***ing cross.

MY RATING: 1.9/10